I am a total nerd so I made a joke.
Two male beers a Heineken and a Karhu are talking at a bar. At the table the Karhu beer's wife, a Riesling (a multibeverage marriage) sits. Heineken notices the Riesling crying and turns to her husband, 'Why is your wife crying?' He replied:
'She gets all teary and volatile from the alcohol.'
